Wrapping Christmas presents...
...should probably feel less like work and more like fun. It's 12:30 am and I have to get up in a little less than 5 hours.
Just enough time to fire up the newsreader and hit alt.drugs.pot before bed.
From the headers alone I'll be able to see if...
- ADP's resident cross-posting kook (who's been calling himself Colonel Polyps, at present) has been stirring up trouble on the AA, law enforcement or military groups
- The transgendered Republican gadfly (Lindsay Lohanjob, at present) is plugging dolphin-unsafe tuna or virgin-timber toothpicks
- Some timid triple-anonymous lurker got up the guts to post and ask if he'll pass his piss test tomorrow after chain smoking gravity bongs for six weeks straight (good luck with that, dude!)
Fun stuff.