Joke: Man with a Clipboard

A well-dressed man walks into a bar with a clipboard in one arm. On his other arm is an unkempt, wild-eyed woman who is obviously homeless. They sit at a table and proceed to start drinking beer. Eventually, they're kissing and stroking one another passionately, and they get up and leave the bar abruptly.

The next night, the same guy walks into the bar with the clipboard under his arm. With him, this time, is a parapalegic woman in a motorized wheelchair. They sit at a table and the well-dressed man comes up to the bar.

"Pitcher and two glasses, please", he says.

As the bartender is pouring the beer, he asks "You know that homeless lady you brought here last night? You didn't, um..."

"Oh yeah!" says the well-dressed man, taking his beer and winking.

The well-dressed man and the parapalegic proceed to get thoroughly trashed, and before long they're kissing and stroking one another passionately. As before, they leave abruptly.

The next night, the same guy walks into the bar with the clipboard under his arm. This time, two flamboyantly dressed men are hanging on him. They sit at a table and the well-dressed man comes up to the bar.

"Pitcher and three glasses, please", he says.

As the bartender pours the beer, he asks "You know that parapalegic woman you brought here last night? You didn't, um..."

"Oh yeah!" says the well-dressed man, taking his beer and winking.

"What about those two guys you're with tonight?" asks the bartender. "You're not going to..."

"Oh yeah!" says the well-dressed man, grinning. "And tomorrow night I have a date with a Mexican housekeeper."

"Mind if I ask why?" says the bartender.

"Well", replies the man, flashing his clipboard, "I'm a policy analyst for the Republican Party. We're refining our 2008 platform."