Takeoffs on the "Got Milk?" Campaign

Given the success of the "Got Milk?" campaign, I'd like to suggest the following promotions:

Got Beaver?

Got Meth?

Got Laid?

Got Cooter?

Got Hash?

Got Balls?

Got Crabs?

Got Oral?

Got Boobies?

Got Dick?

Got Grass?

Got Nads?

Got Head?

Got Coke?

Got Nuts?

Got Pussy?