The word 'gullible' is not in the dictionary...

...but if it were, this guy's picture would be next to it:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=4&u=/ap/kitchen_knife_amputation

I can't decide which is higher here, the guy's level of stupidity/gullibility, or the woman's level of cruelty.

But the truly innocent victim here, as my friend Heidi pointed out, is the poor bastard from the utility company who had to muck through the flushed pipes to retrieve the 'evidence'.

"How was work today, honey?"

"Don't ask. What's for dinner?"

"Bratwurst."

"Noooooooooo!"