Neo-Hippie Ramblings - I'm a Non-Conformist Just Like All My Friends: Tom DeLay: Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Tom DeLay: Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

With apologies to The Bloodhound Gang...

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I have no conscience with campaign mon-ey.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I slipped a half a million to my fam-i-ly.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I stacked the Senate ethics com-mit-tee.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I took more shady trips than Tim-o-thy Lea-ry.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I'll turn the capitol into the Ho-ly See.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I threatened all those judges for de-fy-ing me.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Cause nobody likes ya, monkey boy.

2 Old Comments:

I'm going to call you DJ Ad-hoc Tester from now on.

Cool blog site. I'll be visiting frequently.

And yes, it's Tom from MD, or MC C-Sucka to my posse.

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By Blogger Rambler Joe Snitty, at 9:19 PM