File this one under "You can't even make this kind of shit up"

OMFG.

If you had asked me yesterday, "Joe, what's the difference between a porn star and a politician?" I would have said:

"One's a sleazy, corrupt whore with no soul. The other's a gal trying to make a living."

As of today the answer would have to be, "What do you mean by 'the difference'?"