Neo-Hippie Ramblings - I'm a Non-Conformist Just Like All My Friends: Republican Joke

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Republican Joke

I love it. Snowplow ads have replaced the Republican garbage on my adbar. Google must have figured out where I live. Hey, man, click one. My kid's gonna need orthodontics. :(

Shoot, the sun's coming up so I'd better make this quick...

Republican joke:

A little old lady calls 911.

Old Lady: "Help, send the police! There's a Democrat jerking off on my front porch!"

911 Dispatch: "How do you know it's a Democrat?"

Old Lady: "Easy. If he were a Republican, he'd be trying to fuck me."

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