FEMA Sucks

The FEMA Web site has a rap song for kids. (Your tax dollars at work, folks.)

I'd like to offer a set of alternate lyrics, based on recent events:

Disaster . . . it's what we are,
And you're gonna be sorry if you've got no car.
In a flood, tornado, or a bad plane crash,
You can't depend on us to save your poor, black ass.

If drinking water shows up in a big Mac truck,
We won't let it through 'cause we don't give a fuck.

The government spends millions on our agency
And the job we did in 'Nawlins was a travesty
When disaster strikes, and your skin is brown,
Get a fuckin' helmet, 'cause the shit's comin' down.

Cross posted to Bring It On.