Neo-Hippie Ramblings - I'm a Non-Conformist Just Like All My Friends: Haunted Toilet Seat

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Haunted Toilet Seat

Given the popularity (and ending price) of the 'haunted cane' auction on eBay, I think I'm going to start a 'haunted toilet seat' auction. The description will note all of the following, which are absolutely true.

This toilet seat has been associated with:
  • Strange groans, clanking and other unearthly sounds
  • Foul, noxious odors that seem to emanate from beneath it
  • A distinct feeling of discomfort experienced by those sitting there, or about to sit there
  • A shivering sensation upon standing up from it or immediately after standing nearby

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