Encore - Tom DeLay - Why is everybody always picking on me?

Under the circumstances, (i.e., today he's been squealing like a stuck pig over how unfair it all is that all the campaign fraud is finally catching up with him) it seems almost a moral imperative to sing an encore round of the little ditty I put together for Tom Delay back in April:

With apologies to The Bloodhound Gang...

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I have no conscience with campaign mon-ey.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I slipped a half a million to my fam-i-ly.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I stacked the Senate ethics com-mit-tee.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I took more shady trips than Tim-o-thy Lea-ry.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I'll turn the capitol into the Ho-ly See.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause I threatened all those judges for de-fy-ing me.)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Cause the cash I scrubbed from Texas did a 180°)

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Cause nobody likes ya, monkey boy.


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